if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
alternate universe where auto-responder is a robot who falls in forbidden robolove with roxy, a beautiful, heroic, and sassy scientist, and they run from the government together wow
AR: It’s too bad she won’t live.
AR: But then again who does?
(Source: superstartime, via greatdistractions)